but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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