is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
