Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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