The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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