like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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