Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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