I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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