come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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