part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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