I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I have demons in me.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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