North Korea, Best Korea!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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