Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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