Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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