I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Im part way to drunk.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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