I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
vagina is talking i cant
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I stole a fireplace last night.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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