It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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