I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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