these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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