So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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