I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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