U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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