in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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