They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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