We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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