Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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