Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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