Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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