Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We had sex on a dog bed..
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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