then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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