did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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