i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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