just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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