Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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