I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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