so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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