READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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