They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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