i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You're like the curious george of whores
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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