I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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