And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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