he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You took a bar mat shot.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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