were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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