I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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