Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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