This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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