Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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