she kept yelling 'call me bella'
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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