Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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