Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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