A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
please don't ironically join a cult
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