I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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