please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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