life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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