Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
a search helicopter?!
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
