i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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