That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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